Worried about a hairy blemish?  I’ve got the best Chicago hair remover possible for you.  Want to hear it?  All right.  Grab hold hard and yank.  That will take it care of it.  And if it grows back?  Grab hold hard and yank again.  What’s wrong with you?  Don’t you listen?  Were you in the special class back in school?  You’re just like my friend Brett.  He’s a musician and thinks that makes him more sensitive and creative than everyone else.  I think it gives him less common sense.  He just got a noise suppressor for his guitar and it’s the first one he’s ever had so he didn’t know how to use it at first.  I know how to use it fine.  If someone’s talking while you’re trying to play the guitar, making too much of a racket, you pick up that noise suppressor and throw it at them.  Hit them right in the head with it and that will suppress their noise.  But that’ s just more of that good old-fashioned common sense that I’m throwing at you.  I’m throwing the noise suppressor yet because you’ve been smart enough to keep that big mouth of yours shut while I’ve been talking.  Just careful.  One wrong word and it’ll be flying through the air.